I like food.

I really like food.
This is how I show my joy:
Om nom nom nom nom.
~S. Dollar.


Beautiful haiku, if I do say so myself.



Random food linkage time!:

Recipes in 140 characters or less:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/shortest-recipes-ever-5-dinners-in-140-characters-or-less-2396242/

The only thing bad with this is that it really is confusing in some places. It took me a while to understand that "Mix c flr/1/3c brsug/t bkgpdr&SweetSpice/1/4t salt" actually stood for "Mix a cup of flour with with 1/3 cup of brown sugar....." okay, just kidding, I don't even what the hell a ""bkgpdr" is. But I'm sure there are people out there who twitter AND cook at the same time.

But seriously, that Carbonara and Unfried Chicken looks good.




The Best Bacon Recipes:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/the-best-bacon-recipes-2397479/

You would think that bacon by itself is great. Maybe some eggs, maybe some cereal. Well, I'd like to kindly inform you that you are oh so very, very wrong. You can out bacon on salad, you can put bacon on meatloaf, you can put bacon on bacon, etc, etc. Just view some of those food recipes, you uneducated bacon behemoth.


Speaking of bacon...
Tactical Bacon.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/zombies/c399/

One of my favorite places to shop online, ThinkGeek, sells a plethora of geeky stuff. It's funny sometimes, it's helpful at other times, and it's downright geeky at all times. But this can right here... when the zombies come into town, and rations are running low, you can pull this beaut right here, and be heralded as the savior of your people! The pre-cooked bacon can last 10 years, until you open it. When you open it, you better start gorging on it, cause I'm pretty sure fridges are kinda rare during zombie apocalypses for some reason.

Look in the sidebar for that website, and you WILL find more bacon related stuff. You may lose money on that site, but it's worth it's weight in bacon. Yummy, fatty, delicious bacon.


And now, here's a chart:

How does a knork work? You can't cut AND stab at the same time!

Have a good day!